Full text from my conversation with Lisa Bischoff.  I didn't know what else to say about Red Eye disease, so I threw in a lil naked santa bit for you!
 

 LSB16:  i moved from burk though to kamay ill be goin to iowa park next year
 VoodooWind:  o really y did u do that? i mean burk is the coolest most important school ever
 VoodooWind:  in the history of the world, period
 LSB16:  lol you are jokin rite?
 LSB16:  my parents had a house built in a town called kamay so ill be in ip district
 VoodooWind:  yeah i was joking
 VoodooWind:  burk sucks
 LSB16:  i was goin to say you better be
 VoodooWind:  burk literally sends 5's and 10's of people off towards successful carreers every year.
 LSB16:  yes
 LSB16:  i geuss
 VoodooWind:  can you believe that figure
 VoodooWind:  what other school can compare
 VoodooWind:  one year burk sent literally 3 people to college

I dont think she got my little joke... uh...

 LSB16:  yeh its hard to believe veryone seems so wrapped up in everyone elses lives and non true rumors you think they didnt have an education
 VoodooWind:  oh do u have any non true rumors about you?
 LSB16:  yes im suer you knwo if lisa bischoff rings a bell
 LSB16:  GAWD who doesnt knwo a rumor about someone though
 VoodooWind:  yeah true.  there was this nasty lil rumor about me
 LSB16:  what was that
 VoodooWind:  well there was this lil rumor that i wear a contact to cover up my red eye disease
 VoodooWind:  of course, not true
 LSB16:  o thast nothing compared to the shit they said abotu me
 LSB16:  that was not true
 VoodooWind:  what i had was red iris disintigratary complex, a totally difrent disease
 LSB16:  yeh
 VoodooWind:  you can tell in the picture
 VoodooWind:  that i sent you
 LSB16:  yeh
 VoodooWind:  but you dont even notice it, right?
 VoodooWind:  i mean its really not that noticeable
 VoodooWind:  so i dont need to wear contacts to cover it up
 LSB16:  dang thast not rite
 LSB16:  im a slut haha
 VoodooWind:  huh?

Long Pause.....

 VoodooWind:  oh that was your rumor?
 LSB16:  yeh
 LSB16:  i sleep around with tons of guys

Yet another Long Pause....

 LSB16:  btu i dont
 LSB16:  no one knew me there
 VoodooWind:  oh well thats not so bad.  i have a rumor thats worse than that
 LSB16:  how is that
VoodooWind:  well there was this one lil nasty rumor.. it had it that I, right before xmas break, went to the copying machine and printed out literally 100's of pictures of santa posing butt naked and passed them out in school
 VoodooWind:  did you see those?
 LSB16:  nope
 LSB16:  thast nothing
 VoodooWind:  well it really hurt my feelings
 VoodooWind:  cuz i mean, why would i pass out buttnaked santa pictures
 VoodooWind:  it was really distressing
 LSB16:  trust me if you were me you would have had yoru feelings hurt worse
 VoodooWind:  and discusting
 LSB16:  yeh
 VoodooWind:  oh what happened to you
 LSB16:  well hey im otu of here im tired ill talk to you laer

Finally gets a hint here... =(

 LSB16:  nothing jus tpeopl;e think im a slut
 LSB16:  i cant believe you didn her
 LSB16:  well i gots to go im tired s hell im me sometime
 VoodooWind:  i think i heard ryan saying something about it
 LSB16:  yeh dont listen to the dick
 LSB16:  well im out later
 VoodooWind:  k cya

She stayed online for at least an hour after she said that... I think I was a bit too obvious... oh well it made me laugh my ass off.