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Yeah that's me. I come in many different flavors and colors. Try Mocha Alex, or Blueberry Alex.

Hey, do you like those nifty profile things that you get in the mail? Well, I don't. Nonetheless, I posted mine here for your further amusement and or shock and or disgust. It starts off normal, watch in real time as I lose my sanity trying to complete the 100 questions. You can find everything you never wanted to know about me! Enjoy.

1. Name: Alex Munkachy
2. Birthdate: Sept 18 1981
3. Location: WF , Tx
4. School: Midwestern State University
5. Hobbies4fun: guitar, working out, writing/listening to music, reading, computer stuff like web pages, NMNS, normal everyday stuff like that.
6. Color Eyes: hazel
7. Height: 6'2
8. Shoe Size:12
9. Favorite Colors: Black, Blue, Red
10. Favorite Songs: "black" by pearl jam
11. Favorite Reading Material: Stephen King, Isacc Asmov, Authur C. Clarke, anything that sounds interesting, magazines, http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/, other weird stuff
12. Favorite Vacation spot: I would like to vacation in New England (Boston), or Seattle
13. Absolute One Close Friend: Keila
15. Boyfriend or Girlfriend? nope, which explains why I have time to do this survey
16. Crush: That damn naked santa, i can't get him outta my head.
17. Things you look 4 in the opposite sex: someone who can understand my weirdness (yeah like that'll happen), someone who has a sense of humor, and who will change my diapers and wipe my rosy butt cheeks oh-so-gently.
18. When was the last time you kissed someone: It feels like its been awhile.. i dont write these things down tho..
19. Most romantic thing a person has ever said to you or done: Poptarts don't say much.
20. Most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of someone of the opposite sex: I taught a parrot how to sing a frank sinatra song.. then I released it on the object of my affection with the intent of romance..... unfortunately it forgot to sing the sintarta song, instead it pecked away at the eyes of the object of my affection mercilessly until there was nothing left, to my horror! good thing i was just trying to romance a bologna sandwich
21. For how much money would u sleep with a person of the opposite sex? are you trying to turn me out?
22. Best quality in a friend: someone who will put up with me
23. Fondest Memory of you and your Friend(s): once i mooned an old lady with alot of my friends. and that was literally the highlight of my life, its been all downhill since then.
24. Scariest Thing that's ever happened while with a friend: When i mooned that old lady, as my ass was hanging out the window a bus drove by and chopped my butt clean off ever since then i have been buttless and i havent used the bathroom in years.
25. Favorite Computer Font: The "mooning the old lady" font
26. Favorite Food: ice cream
27. Favorite Place to Eat: I like to hunt and gather berries. Occasionally I hunt wild elk. From time to time i visit Taco Bell, and oh yeah the best: Deli Planet
28. Food you Hate: anything made of plastic
29. Weirdest food that you like: Poptart icecream sandwich w/ underwear
30. Dumbest thing you've ever done: One time when i was at work, i purposely sung the coca-cola song and the seseme street song, and "bad boys" the theme from Cops for like 10 minutes, acting like i didnt know that this guy was listening then i actually tried to get him to change long distance phone companies... if your out there, old dude ill give u an autograph someday.
31. The One Person that Knows the Most About You: Keila, and my family, and Karl Marx
32. Favorite Movie(s): the Matrix, death of a salesman, Carnal Knowledge (no its not a porno), Terminator II, Saving Private Ryan
33. Last Movie You Saw: Teen Wolf 2
34. Heres the scenario, you're curled up on the couch with someone watching a movie: Yeah that is fun to do, except if you find out the person you curled up with was dead.
36. Best Advice Ever Given to You? Eat shit and die. Except for the "die" part.
37. Favorite Quote #1: Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day, you shall begin it well and serenely... --Ralph Waldo Emerson
38. Favorite Quote#2:
    "To make apple pie from scratch, you first have to create the universe. - Carl Sagan
    "You can't save someone from drowning if you're treading water yourself." Eddie Vedder
     "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams
    "I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. - Jack Handey
39. One thing you wish you could tell the whole world: YOU ARE NOT REAL!!! I AM THE ONLY REAL PERSON ON THE PLANET, YOU ALL ARE JUST A TEST DESIGNED BY GOD.
40. One thing you hope you do before you die: A really wild kinky game of chess
41. Things you want to be remembered for: Inventing the Internet
42. Your Personality Type: im still trying to figure that out
43. Favorite Music Group: pearl jam
44. Pets: T.M., my dog the woman who is always there for me... if i have food
45. Favorite Holiday: My birthday
46. Favorite Season: Fall
47. Favorite Summer Activity: Skiing
48. Favorite Winter Activity: Isolating myself in a wooden shack, living off of twigs and dried leaves, hybernating until i undergo metamorphasis.
49. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: a computer whiz... i want to be a whiz kid.... i want to be the CEO of cheese whiz... anything to do with whiz.. count me in, im taking all the whiz's i possibly can.
50. Funniest Person you Know: Chavez
51. Favorite Conversation Topic: discussing every detail about naked santa's butt naked body, over and over again.
52. Favorite Sport to watch: Basketball, football, soccer, midget mud wrestling
53. Favorite Magazine: Black Inches, and Rolling Stone, and the Steeler Digest
54. Favorite Toothpaste: foot-flavored
55. Favorite Bubble Gum: Cinnaburst
56. Favorite Candy: Peanut butter cups, or anything made outta cheese
57. Favorite Store: Hastings
58. Favorite Thing to Wear to School: my birthday suit, complete with umbilical cord
60. Biggest Fear: the fear of falling asleep
61. Favorite Joke: yeah there was this one guy named Alex and he filled out 100 questions what a loser.
62. Favorite Girl's Name: Alexis
63. Favorite boy's name: Tek
67. Thing You're Picked on Most About: My damn red eye
68. Best Thing About the Person you Got This From: Crystal you are really cool and nice, and you dont have worms, which is a bonus.
69.Favorite Thing To Say: Consists of various screetches and unhuman sounds that cannont be expessed in type.
70. Thing you Say Waaaaay Too Much: probably stuff about that damn naked santa claus sorry audrey but u know its true
71. Favorite ice-cream Flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough and cockroach
72. Favorite Soda: Root Beer, or plain Root w/o the beer
73. Link to your favorite Website: the cult of the dead cow website, really check this out its kinda cool http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/ or check this out... http://dark-secrets.com/hackersecrets/faq/index.html try some of those out, expand your pathetic brain
74. One Place you want to go to: Seattle
75. Time & Date: whenever
76. What did you do or what are your plans today: Preformed the first successful penis transplant on myself with a whale
78. What college do you want to go to: MSU, or Auburn
79. Person you Admire most: Spiro Agnew
80. Thing you most regret: Starting this survey... 100 questions? No problem
81. Number of Pairs of shoes you own: 4 or 5 bannannas, and one apple please.
82. Favorite piece of jewelry: my necklace
84. What's your fav TV show: Upright citizens brigade, Tom Green, Sat. Night live, Seinfield, old monty python shows
85. If a movie was made about your life what would it be called? Slightly ruffled yellow bedsheets, or Olive the Beer Dog
86. Color of your bedroom: discolored
87. Size of your bed: small
88. Last time you showered: this morning, one year ago.
89. Last phone number you called: I don't know i forget
91. What's the weather like: hot
92. Last Book you Read by Choice: Interview with a Vampire
93. Last show you watched on TV: Jerry Springer
94. Where is your computer: In my room
95. Color socks you're wearing: None of your FUCKING BUISNESS!!!!...... white
96. Stupidest Thing You've said: One time i asked my mom where my shoes were, and she said "WHERE YOU LEFT EM!" and that the explained how to find them and i was totally struck by my own inadequate brain cells
97. Favorite Smiley Face: >=(
98. Last phrase you said: "Nice Pants"
99. Thing you actually want to be doing right now: Making sweet sweet love to a cherry poptart.
100. How glad are you that this is over: ::::unwraps a poptart, digs a hole through the middle::::      you bet I am, Mister.