Here is text from a chatroom that I created on AOL called NMNS. I invited serveral people in there, for purposes of confusion and chaos.  Most of them promptly left as soon as I began my monolouge.  Feel free to bother any one of the shown AOL screen names at will.


VoodooWind:  ALRIGHT
VoodooWind:  I CAN FEEL THE LOVE IN HERE
VoodooWind:  OK ONE MORE MINUTE
SnAfu00000:  PEEKABOO!!!
VoodooWind:  ONE MORE MINUTE UNTIL NMNS
VoodooWind:  HEY YOUR JUST IN TIME
SnAfu00000:  for what?
VoodooWind:  ONE MORE MINUTE UNTIL NMNS
SnAfu00000:  what's that?
Natur777:  whats nmns
VoodooWind:  UNTIL I PROCLAIM WITH A PROUD TOUNGE WHAT NMNS IS
SnAfu00000:  ok
Natur777:  good rite ahead
VoodooWind:  YES THE MOMENT IS HERE
VoodooWind:  THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
VoodooWind:  THE MOMENT OF REVELATION IS PRESENT
VoodooWind:  THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS NOW
SnAfu00000:  you are retarded alex
VoodooWind:  I WILL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET TO ALL OF YOU!
Natur777:  go ahead and bust it voo
VoodooWind:  YES ALL OF YOU CAN WITNESS THE MIGHT MEANING OF NMNS
Natur777:  stop stalling
VoodooWind:  HAVE FAITH MY PEOPLE
SnAfu00000:  dammit alex...
VoodooWind:  FOR I WILL NOW REVEAL THE TRUE MEANING OF NMNS
VoodooWind:  NMNS IS........
VoodooWind:  AN ACRONYMN!
VoodooWind:  IT IS AN ABBREVIATION
VoodooWind:  FOR....
VoodooWind:  THE SACRED AND HOLY WORDS
VoodooWind:  NO MORE NAKED SANTA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natur777:  ????????????
SnAfu00000:  lol
Natur777:  those words aint HOLY
SaraSlv:  good job
VoodooWind:  yes you have heard it here
SnAfu00000:  wha's your deal with naked santas?
VoodooWind:  there will be no more naked santas
VoodooWind:  ever ever again
SnAfu00000:  LOLOLOL
VoodooWind:  the world can once again live in peace
Natur777:  how bout the elves
VoodooWind:  the terrorism of the naked santas has passed
SnAfu00000:  YA REALLY
SnAfu00000:  what bout tha elfs?
Natur777:  i would love to see some babe elves
SnAfu00000:  me too...
VoodooWind:  THE TERROR HAS PASSED!
VoodooWind:  NOW WILL COME 50 YEARS OF PEACE!
VoodooWind:  AND PROSPERITY
Natur777:  aint all that interested in naked DUDES
SnAfu00000:  dammit alex what bout the elves?
VoodooWind:  I WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH TO YOU MY SON
Natur777:  but thats just my opinion
SnAfu00000:  i like men
SnAfu00000:  son?
Natur777:  i like ladies
VoodooWind:  I WILL NOW SEND OUT A HOLY SCROLL TO ALL IN THIS CHAT ROOM
SnAfu00000:  i like men
SnAfu00000:  uhhh ok
Natur777:  i love proper ladies
Natur777:  ones who heart is in the rite place
Natur777:  but these days its really hard to find sum
SnAfu00000:  i like men wit hairy backs
VoodooWind:  HERE IT COMES
VoodooWind:  BE PREPARED
Natur777:  stop playin
SnAfu00000:  ohhhh
Natur777:  hairy backs are nasty
Natur777:  on a gurl or a guy
Natur777:  angel you bin on but you aint chattin
SnAfu00000:  I said men
SnAfu00000:  probably in awe of the naked santas
Natur777:  same difference, if you gots a hairy back its nasty

(Ironicly, during this point i was busy sending everyone good ol Naked Santa)

VoodooWind:  READ AND BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY HOLY SCROLL
VoodooWind:  CHECK YOUR MAIL!
SnAfu00000:  i was playin
Natur777:  oh ic
VoodooWind:  CHECK YOUR MAIL EVERYONE!!!!
SnAfu00000:  it won't open embedded objects...
VoodooWind:  I HAVE SENT OUT A HOLY SCROLL FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT!!!!
SnAfu00000:  tara's comp is ghetto
SnAfu00000:  i can't see it VOO
VoodooWind:  THEN YOU SHALL NOT TAKE PART IN THE BLESSINGS
SnAfu00000:  damn
Angelcg14:  what does nmns mean?
Natur777:  that was santa aite, seems like he gained some wait this year
SnAfu00000:  gross
Natur777:  go ahead and bust it voo
Angelcg14:  ?
VoodooWind:  ANGEL CHECK YOUR MAIL AND YOU WILL SEE
Natur777:  it means No More Naked Santas
Natur777:  sorry to take your line voo
Angelcg14:  oh  now i get it
VoodooWind:  this is ok my brother
VoodooWind:  you may utter the sacred words from your mouth
VoodooWind:  ac607 welcome
Natur777:  its aite, i leave that kind of scaredness to you
Natur777:  voo
AC606L:  ARE WELCOMING ME?
Natur777:  yeah welcome
VoodooWind:  yes
VoodooWind:  welcome to my humble yet holy abode
AC606L:  OK, BUT IT'S 606
VoodooWind:  yes i know, ac607
VoodooWind:  this is your spiritual name
AC606L:  HUH?
SnAfu00000:  spiritual name?
VoodooWind:  i can feel the 607 inside of you
Natur777:  you seem very spiritual voo
VoodooWind:  7 is a holy number
SnAfu00000:  spiritual like my ass
AC606L:  OK, WHATEVER
Natur777:  you a satanist or CHRISTIAN
VoodooWind:  THE ANAL CAVITY CAN BE VERY HOLY INDEED
SnAfu00000:  lol
VoodooWind:  I AM A SANTA-IST
SnAfu00000:  AHHHH...WHAT GREAT FUN
Natur777:  hopefully for your sake its christian
VoodooWind:  A NAKED SANTAIST
Natur777:  sorry to hear that voo
SnAfu00000:  LOL
SnAfu00000:  SANTA...IST
Natur777:  dont worry God loves you anyways
VoodooWind:  EVEN THOUGH IM A SANTAIST?
SnAfu00000:  YOU'RE STUPID NATUR
SnAfu00000:  SANTA-IST???
Natur777:  sorry didnt read it right
SnAfu00000:  LOL
Natur777:  what is a santaist
VoodooWind:  that is what you are now
SnAfu00000:  HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN NAKED SANTAS
Natur777:  juss a curious question
Natur777:  did santa not give you presents when you were young
SnAfu00000:  fat bastard
Natur777:  santa never gave me none, but i aint mad at him
VoodooWind:  all santa gave me was a nude picture of himself
Natur777:  was probably to occupied with others who were less fortunate
VoodooWind:  yet i treasure that picture in a special way
VoodooWind:  at first i was shocked, even offended
VoodooWind:  that was when i saw the light
Natur777:  if you gonna go and have naked pics of jolly fat man
VoodooWind:  santa truely gave me the biggest gift of all
Natur777:  at least get one with more of a detailed pic
VoodooWind:  no no no!
Natur777:  that way you can drool at him all night
VoodooWind:  you speak sacreligiously
Natur777:  lol
VoodooWind:  what do you want full frontal nudity?
VoodooWind:  this is not santa's way
VoodooWind:  shame on you
Natur777:  oh sorry didnt know bout santa like that
VoodooWind:  i am so offended by that remark that i will leave... may santa curse you all!
Natur777:  nah dont bounce
Natur777:  i juss playin round

After that I left in a huff