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VoodooWind: hey there, ched
FOIkarus76: sorry?
VoodooWind: no, don't be
VoodooWind: im your friend
FOIkarus76: who r u?
VoodooWind: a nice guy
VoodooWind: we go way back
VoodooWind: me and charlie-o were working
with you on that very big deal of yours
FOIkarus76: i dont think so
FOIkarus76: where r u from?
VoodooWind: you and me go way back, from
the good ol days
FOIkarus76: i am from wf 22 and an officer
i dont think i know u
VoodooWind: sure u do!
VoodooWind: we used to protest together
VoodooWind: those good ol shoelace eating
rallies
FOIkarus76: what is my name then?
VoodooWind: Ched
FOIkarus76: nope
FOIkarus76: sorry man
VoodooWind: no, i was just saying "ched"
VoodooWind: i happen to like cheddar
VoodooWind: how bout u?
FOIkarus76: what?
VoodooWind: how can you say what, we arent
talking
FOIkarus76: who r u?
FOIkarus76: what do u want?
VoodooWind: i am your ol buddy, charlie-o
VoodooWind: dont u remember me?
VoodooWind: from the good ol days, the rallies?
VoodooWind: me and you used to be big protestors
FOIkarus76: i am an airforce ifficer and
i am from turkey ok?
FOIkarus76: officer
VoodooWind: hmm... does the name "Cheddar"
ring a bell?
FOIkarus76: no
FOIkarus76: send me ur pic
VoodooWind: ok hold on a sec
FOIkarus76: ok
VoodooWind: there it is
I sent him the taunting, dancing figure of Mr. Peanut, which of course led to:
FOIkarus76: fuck
VoodooWind: what?
FOIkarus76: what do you want fom me
VoodooWind: i want you to join my army
VoodooWind: come with me, young soldier,
and we can take over the world together. you may know me by my surname,
"mr. Peanut"
FOIkarus76: do you know what?
FOIkarus76: fuck you
VoodooWind: fine then, i will have to take
over the world without you
FOIkarus76: youre funny
FOIkarus76: anyways why are u fucking with
me
VoodooWind: to keep all suspicions at bay,
i had to present my likeness on boxes of peanuts. now the world will
never suspect that i, will be taking over the world. i mean, who
would suspect that Mr. peanut is the antichrist?
VoodooWind: you say the word "fuck" alot
FOIkarus76: sorry man my english is not that
good i cant understand everything you tell
Either can I
VoodooWind: just join my army, and relax
VoodooWind: i'll do the rest
FOIkarus76: is here any chicks in ur fucking
army?
VoodooWind: no, sadly there are no chicks.
However, to ease the sexual desires of all my soldiers, i will pass out
free poptarts.
VoodooWind: hows that?
FOIkarus76: cool
Surprising response here. Hopefully, that was sarcasm.
VoodooWind: yeah you can fondle the poptarts
all you want, big guy
FOIkarus76: man who r u..i am fixing to go
to bed sorry
VoodooWind: i told you, we go way back
VoodooWind: this is charlie-o, from way back
when
FOIkarus76: no.bye
VoodooWind: ok, well does the name "cheddar"
ring a bell?
FOIkarus76: no
FOIkarus76: r u in airforce
VoodooWind: i own one, yes
VoodooWind: im preparing to dominate the
world with it
FOIkarus76: bye
VoodooWind: but then again, you don't care
because "there no chicks" in my army, wah wah cry like a little baby
VoodooWind: baby baby baby
FOIkarus76: bye
VoodooWind: ok, i guess ill leave you to
cry like a little girl, because you do not want to dominate the world with
I, the great all powerful and all knowing omnipitent Mr Peanut
VoodooWind: and i was even offering to give
you free poptarts to make sweet sweet love to
FOIkarus76: go fuck yourself
VoodooWind: no, why should i do that when
i have plenty o poptarts hanging around?
VoodooWind: i can make sweet sweet love to
them until the crumble into little crumbs
VoodooWind: and they never say a thing
VoodooWind: most of the time
FOIkarus76: fuck
VoodooWind: exactly
FOIkarus76: ur son of a b..
apparently it's ok to say "fuck" but it's not ok to say "bitch"
VoodooWind: son of a b...?
VoodooWind: i didnt quite get that last part
FOIkarus76: bitch
VoodooWind: b... b... goo... gooba
VoodooWind: Bitchagooba
VoodooWind: bitchagoobs
VoodooWind: b... b... bitchagazoongles
For some reason, that last part
of the conversation really amuses me.