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Mr.  Peanut = Antichrist

There he is, mockingly dancing in front of you.  As we speak, he is assembling an arsenal of destruction so devastating that your very weak pathetic mind cannot even begin to comprehend the meaning of this ultimate annihilation derived from the very gloved hands of Mr. Peanut himself.

Therefore, to alert the world of the coming apocalypse caused by the evil monocled eye of the so-called Mr. Peanut, I have posed as the evil genius himself, in order to prepare the world of his coming.
 


This is me trying to alert the world of the evil of Mr. Peanut by disguising myself as Mr. Peanut in a parking lot of the Sikes Mall.  Note my sadistic evil grin.

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"Paige42978:  sounds too serious...and desperate"

Getting Tough with Peanuts in the AOL chatroom "Peanuts"

Mr. Peanut and an online sex offender