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"dang thast not rite" - quote
from Lisa Bischoff, yes THE Lisa Bischoff from BHS high school.
Yes, red eye disease is a very mysterious and deadly sickness spreading the nation at this very moment. Iris Disintigratary Complex is an evolved cousin of the more common virus known as "Pink Eye", but doctors are refering to the disease as "pink eye gone mad."
Doctors everywhere are scrambling to find a cure for this rare disease, and victims of the affliction like myself must sit and wait for answers, fighting death every day. Donations are of course appreciated.
Contact Voodoowind@nmns.iwarp.com
In the meantime, you can read about how I tricked other people into thinking I had a red eye. See for yourself.