Naked Santa's sweet "amazing pale rumpuss" - quote from Lance Shaffer
 

Exploits
Read the text below for an explanation of all of this.

NMNS AOL chatroom text

NMNS on Lance Shaffer, if you are from my old high school you may know him as the scary dude.  He's actually pretty cool and normal, and he likes Naked Santa's just like me and everyone else.

More to come!!!

Roster of NMNS members as of Saturday, July 31 1999 @ 2:44 AM
1.)  Me, myself and I.

NMNS and YOU

NMNS... hmmm... what can I say about NMNS?  Well, the initals stand for No More Naked Santa.  As you can see, even the very title of the whole organization is a bold faced lie.  That tells you a little bit about what NMNS is all about.

NMNS, I tell you, is not at all what it seems.  Actually, the whole organization is a cover for the task of exposing Naked Santa's bare ass to everyone, regardless of religion, nationality, or naitive lanuage.  Naked Santa's virtues are communicable in all forms, including his STD's.

I have examples of NMNS's  plot to expose Naked Santa to the world.  Currently the group is composed of one member, myself, but it is a strong and able organization, and is... uh... um... growing.... or something.

I present to you examples of the exploits and day to day operations of NMNS.  Anyone who wants to join NMNS can send me an example of an attempt to expose this Jolly Ol Ass to the world (any form of media will do, simply send me proof that you converted someone into the cult of NMNS by exposing Naked St Nick's bare ass to someone) and I will put your name on the list of members.

1.  Print out the above picture, stick it in a photocopier (color prefered in order to highlight Naked Santa's beautiful rosy red rumpled ass cheecks) and give it to all your friends.  Then, take notes on their reactions and type them down in an email, and send it to me.

2.  If you have ICQ, mIRC, or Instant Messenger or AOL or some kind of program with a chat feautre, mention Naked Santa as many times as possible then email me the results/reactions.  (my favorite)

3. Print out the above picture, then put it on your greeting cards for a holiday or occasion other than xmas.  Then when your aghast relatives send you back notes demading to know the reason behind your hijinks, scan the cooresponding humorous material and send it my way.

4.  Get a videocamera and do interviews with people at random on the street asking them if they have seen this missing person and present them a picture of santa's bare ass naked sexy self.  You get extra santa points for this option.

Email Voodoowind@nmns.iwarp.com

P.S.  Thanks, Kate.net for the cheesey wallpaper